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ladies and gentleman, your republican party.

what did he just call our cindy? why i oughta....!

sedaris on the undecided voter

 

"To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

mccain health plan to offer free oral proctological examinations

well praise the lord and pass the vicodin

Cindy's decided to jump in the game too.  Maybe I don't feel so bad about those awful names John called her after all.

“I would suggest Senator Obama change shoes with me for just one day. I suggest he take a day and go watch our men and women deploying," she also said, to boisterous cheers from the campaign."

I'll bet Barack would look faaaaaaabulous in your Manolos, Cindy.

nothing butt hard hittin' journalism here at the dw

Bailout shmailout, debate shmebate, we've got Sarah Palin swimsuit footage from Miss Alaska 1984!!! 

Almost as good as Dick Cheney in a thong.

fine 300 count muslin

Every day I thank the Lord I'm F-L-A!

Obama Sign In Yard Stirs Up Neighbors

BAREFOOT BAY -- A sign in one man's front yard has stirred up a controversy in his community.

Neighbors of Andy Lacasse said the sign, which reads "Obama Half-Breed Muslin [sic]," breaches the fine line between free speech and inappropriateness.

"I got nothing good to say about Obama," Lacasse told News 13. "If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there."

bitchslap

The New Yorker nails it.

"Cindy attended Central High, where she was the best-dressed girl in school, according to her senior yearbook. In 1968, she was named Junior Rodeo Queen of Arizona. “I could have been a brain surgeon at twelve and my father would not have been as proud of me,” she told Vogue recently. Her mother, Marguerite, nicknamed Smitty (after her last name, Smith), was “a very refined woman,” according to Sharon Harper. “She was polite and always dressed in such a lovely way. She taught Cindy impeccable manners.” At the University of Southern California—or the “University of Spoiled Children,” as her husband is fond of telling reporters—Cindy pledged the sorority Kappa Alpha Theta, and graduated in 1978, with a master’s in education. Her father gave her a Porsche as a graduation present. She crashed it. He replaced the Porsche with a gold Mercedes.

Many of McCain’s friends noted that after graduation she took a low-paying job as a special-education teacher at Agua Fria High School, near Phoenix, rather than a more lucrative position at her father’s company. McCain, too, frequently refers to his wife’s teaching background. She worked at Agua Fria for just one year."

***update***

Nutty-ass Matt Stoller has more here.

ok just one more sarah palin post...

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