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July 04, 2008

I'll see your Mapplethorpe and raise you a Piss Christ

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Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

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June 23, 2008

Alvie, we might have preferred you to have killed Al Franken.

But instead you stuck it to this guy:

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April 08, 2008

DW- R.I.P.

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February 27, 2008

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The Double Wide mourns the loss of our founding editor, William F. Buckley.

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February 19, 2008

Take That, Barack Obama

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February 07, 2008

Where Is the Love?

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January 17, 2008

Hey, y’all prepare yourself

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January 15, 2008

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October 31, 2007

DW Editorial- Elrod Speaks Out

People,
As a patriotic American, I take what the President says seriously.Ever since the war on terror began, I've been a part of Team Kick Ass from the sidelines.
The President has told us time and again that we're fighting the terrorists over there, so we don't have to fight them over here.

Well guess what people, we're fighting the terrorists over there, AND WE'RE LOSING.  Elrod says it's time for a shift in strategy.  Elrod says-
LET'S FIGHT THE FUCKIN TERRORISTS OVER HERE!  I'm talkin Home Field Advantage, Mr. President.  Imagine the all-star lineup we could put together if Team Kick Ass could hit the Waffle House in the am and Big Daddy's in the pm.  Bring the dang Terrorists over here, cordon off a 50 mile radius around Palatka, an then just turn that shit loose.  Why didn't nobody think a this before?  See how they like a little Joe Don Baker, a little Skynrd, a little Calvert DeForskin.
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