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I'm booking these folks now for Supa-Clo's 1st birthday party.

dude, i'm totally moving to Iran.

They make you get stoned for committing adultery there.  It's like the law or something.

Iran judiciary confirms men stoned to death for adultery

TEHRAN (AFP) — Iran's judiciary on Tuesday confirmed that two men had been stoned to death for adultery in the northeastern city of Mashhad while a third struggled from the stoning hole and escaped with his life.

"As you saw in reports, there were three stonings carried out in Mashhad. They were convicted of adultery, that is an affair with a married woman," judiciary spokesman Ali Reza Jamshidi told reporters.

mccain health plan to offer free oral proctological examinations

happy 63rd birfday clovis

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

• Jesse James
• Raquel Welch
• Freddie Mercury

I second that erection

Well, Well, Well,

Guns, Down Syndrome, forced pregnancy, Oil Drilling unabated and unabashedly hotter than Ted Stevens, Miss Wasilia 1984 has ascended the high throne winning the Dick Cheney in Drag contest in a "come from behind" secret rendezvous with McHorny.

Yes Clovis is in need of a Brazilian and a plane ticket to the twin cities. I done talked to Recil and Lonnie and they agree with Mr. Johnson Cox from Dickville Georgia, "that woman won't have no problem getting things to stand at attention.

hot love indeed

Well, if anything can make the double wide-ahem- stand tall again, it's Alaska GILF Sarah Palin.

As we all know, readership has been down here at the DW and the editorial content has been rather er, flaccid.

Look at our stats though and they show we know how to get eyeballs to our blog.  Our secret:  hot political boobies.  From Kitty Harris' sensational cans to Cindy McCain and her boffo bustline we know what readers want.

So thanks grampa McPervy for this fabulous gift.
 

Border Surveillance

Our crack team of mercenaries here at the Wide spotted ol' Alvie lurking in the comments section yesterday.  The questions is, how long till he posts?  It's been a long damn time, Alvie,  we've been waiting- Nay, we've been shoulderin the load these many months while you've been doing lord only knows for lord knows why.  Just make us laff again Alvie, make us laff like you used to, like only you can do.  Me an Poot have sorta stunk up the place and I bet people could use some relief.

nice beard, cholly!

Governor Crist to wed.  Florida grows a beard.

...via the LA Times

The bride-to-be and Crist's flame of the past nine months is Carole Rome, 38, president of her family's century-old costume business. 

this one's just a little too easy

Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

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