the double wide salon

ladies and gentleman, your republican party.

oh.fuck.yes.

Can I get an amen for Ken Layne?

"All you people with your guns and your confederate flags, how about standing up for whatever nonsense you believe? How about launching a war against the evil liberal cities you so despise.

Get enough meth or oxycontin in your system, load up the soon-to-be repossessed Ford Expedition with your buddies, and show these commies and blacks and elites and terrorist community gang organizers and Mexicans and gays and Muslims and Wall Streeters and harlots and Hollywood scum and Georgetown cocktail-sipping filth what you really think."

hot damn! play us another lick ralph!!!

 Bluegrass legend Ralph Stanley cuts an ad for Barack Obama!

Take a listen here my friends.  It don't get much better.

And while your'e a listenin', drop Barack a sawbuck or two.

Hell.effin.yeah!!!

Ralph Stanley:

Howdy, friends. This is Ralph Stanley, and I think I know a little something about the families around here...

...and after the last eight years - I know we all need a change.

Nobody's looking for a handout, but we could use a leader that’s on our side.

That leader is Barack Obama.

Barack'll cut taxes for everyday folks - not big business -- so you’ll have a little more money in your pocket at the end of the year.

He understands that our kids shouldn't have to leave our communities to find work...that's why Barack will make it easier to send your children to college and help create 5 million new jobs (by investing right here at home.)

I also know Barack is a good man.

A father and devoted husband, he values personal responsibility and family first.

So, please join me, Ralph Stanley, in supporting a true friend of the people who live right here in Southwest Virginia -- Barack Obama (is the change we need.)

thems some funny sumbitches.

Oh good god.

fine 300 count muslin

Every day I thank the Lord I'm F-L-A!

Obama Sign In Yard Stirs Up Neighbors

BAREFOOT BAY -- A sign in one man's front yard has stirred up a controversy in his community.

Neighbors of Andy Lacasse said the sign, which reads "Obama Half-Breed Muslin [sic]," breaches the fine line between free speech and inappropriateness.

"I got nothing good to say about Obama," Lacasse told News 13. "If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there."

happy 63rd birfday clovis

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

• Jesse James
• Raquel Welch
• Freddie Mercury

McCain is a fucking Genius

Plays to a crowd of 7 at Schmidt's Restaurant und Sausage Haus.  Way to take the wind out a Barry's sails!
This does not even count the Dunderbaks contingent.  Bonus- Lindsey Graham was in the HAUSE!

Original Gangstas in the HOUSE

Doin it Bert and Ernie Style:

nice beard, cholly!

Governor Crist to wed.  Florida grows a beard.

...via the LA Times

The bride-to-be and Crist's flame of the past nine months is Carole Rome, 38, president of her family's century-old costume business. 

this one's just a little too easy

Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.