the double wide salon

I'll see your Mapplethorpe and raise you a Piss Christ

DW- R.I.P.

With One Slip Of The Sculptor's Chisel

A great right has been wronged.  There, doesn't that feel better?

Cool thingies

Double Wide Correspondant Ordered to "Douch His ManGina"

In a rare but complete collapse of opprobrium, sources have informed Elrod the Magnificent that he has been ordered to quote Douche His Man-Gina unquote by none other than the Double Wide's own Clovis Maximus.

The alleged offense was Elrod's predictable failure to show up at a "Solstice Party" known to be frequented by a group of people collectively known as "The Enablehood".  Elrod's thin excuse, yet again, was that he needed time to make his goddamn sculptures.

Vollis Simpson- The Don Quixote of East Central North Carolina

On the off chance that ya'll have not seen this man's work, I present for you viewing pleasure Mr. Vollis Simpson, one of my all time favorite sculptors, right up there with Bernini. the DQ of ECN Cackalacka

go tell it, Vollis!

Lego Justice

Brokeback Mountain was robbed at the Oscars.  If anything sucked hot throbbing man-weenus it was 'Crash'.  That's why the genius artist Dan Brown has immortalized the film in Lego. Lego Brokeback Mountain.  Hopefully we'll see Dan interpret some other classics, like Rump Rangers 3 or Tender Mercies.

For the Love of Sculpture

I sure do love sculpture, and I think ya'll know that, and it's pretty clear to me that many people around the world also share that love.  Especially the fine people at statuemolesters.com

Now ordinarily I could understand how you might think I'd be affronted by such activity and would use my bully pulpit to discourage this behaviour.  Notice I used a 'u' in behaviour.  Nothing could be further from the truth, friend.  I say frottage away.  Don't ever hold back on the love.  It's people that hump paintings that are weird.

Enjoy.