the double wide salon

McCain is a fucking Genius

Plays to a crowd of 7 at Schmidt's Restaurant und Sausage Haus.  Way to take the wind out a Barry's sails!
This does not even count the Dunderbaks contingent.  Bonus- Lindsey Graham was in the HAUSE!

Call It.

I got a sexy young Jesse and an old chocolate covered Karen Finley.  Show us your cards Poot.

I'll see your Mapplethorpe and raise you a Piss Christ

this one's just a little too easy

Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

Could the President order Elrod buried ALIVE?!

A legitimate question.  And since Alvie won't be goaded into a response I'm gonna half ta goad it alone.

John McCain: well tempered arch feminist

Who Knew?

A Major GotDamned Cock Slappin Disappointment

According to the Blog Cuss-O-Meter , the DW only has cussin' on 99.6% of our blog posts, an average of only 805% more cussin than your average blog.  While I personally blame that vagina smoker Alvie, that sphinxter expander Clovis, and that Tranny servicer Poot, you may draw your own conclusions as to our abject failure.

Every day I shit stroke my end of the bargain, and still we're .4% short of a load.
The terrorists have won.

Alvie Kills Mel Ferrer for Breakfast.

without bating an eye. Oh yeah and I think Hillary's done.

Momma, why come daddy doesn't sleep here every night?

god damn america's doppelgangers

Bob Barr Has A Jeremiah Wright Problem

Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr, a white christian righteous landowning male, looks exactly like Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's black Muslim America Hating Gay Loving Baby Killing pastor. Why won't Bob Barr denounce his unpatriotic phenotype? [Slate/Trailhead] (ripped from Wonkette)

From the DW: Things I Haven't Tried Dept.

When Life Gives You Lemons