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January 14, 2009

dude, i'm totally moving to Iran.

They make you get stoned for committing adultery there. It's like the law or something.

Iran judiciary confirms men stoned to death for adultery

TEHRAN (AFP) — Iran's judiciary on Tuesday confirmed that two men had been stoned to death for adultery in the northeastern city of Mashhad while a third struggled from the stoning hole and escaped with his life.

"As you saw in reports, there were three stonings carried out in Mashhad. They were convicted of adultery, that is an affair with a married woman," judiciary spokesman Ali Reza Jamshidi told reporters.

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September 05, 2008

happy 63rd birfday clovis

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

Jesse James
Raquel Welch
Freddie Mercury

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July 25, 2008

McCain is a fucking Genius

Plays to a crowd of 7 at Schmidt's Restaurant und Sausage Haus. Way to take the wind out a Barry's sails!
This does not even count the Dunderbaks contingent. Bonus- Lindsey Graham was in the HAUSE!

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June 17, 2008

A Major GotDamned Cock Slappin Disappointment

According to the Blog Cuss-O-Meter , the DW only has cussin' on 99.6% of our blog posts, an average of only 805% more cussin than your average blog. While I personally blame that vagina smoker Alvie, that sphinxter expander Clovis, and that Tranny servicer Poot, you may draw your own conclusions as to our abject failure.

Every day I shit stroke my end of the bargain, and still we're .4% short of a load.
The terrorists have won.

Posted by ElrodtheMagnificent on June 17, 2008 at 02:06 AM in ass whuppin', because it is bitter, because it is my heart, crackerpedia, elrod the magnificent, potent potables, schadenfraude, that's so meta, wingnuts | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

May 09, 2008

From the DW: Things I Haven't Tried Dept.

When Life Gives You Lemons

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April 08, 2008

DW- R.I.P.

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March 05, 2008

Aaaand That Deserves An Encore

Sweet Jesus

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February 28, 2008

My Favorite Buckley

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February 23, 2008

give me head until i'm dead

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January 29, 2008

The Double Wide Salutes....Tanning Salons!

Have you ever wanted to make money the old fashioned way?
Then you need to read How To Open A Tanning Salon .
You'll learn management techniques such as "How to Kick out Skanks" and the "Clovis Scale of Sunburn Pain- Number One being a mild tingling sensation to Number Ten, So Painful I Can't Talk About It, and Yet You Had To Bring It Up."tm