the double wide salon

ew. creepy.

Border Surveillance

Our crack team of mercenaries here at the Wide spotted ol' Alvie lurking in the comments section yesterday.  The questions is, how long till he posts?  It's been a long damn time, Alvie,  we've been waiting- Nay, we've been shoulderin the load these many months while you've been doing lord only knows for lord knows why.  Just make us laff again Alvie, make us laff like you used to, like only you can do.  Me an Poot have sorta stunk up the place and I bet people could use some relief.

Alvie Kills Mel Ferrer for Breakfast.

without bating an eye. Oh yeah and I think Hillary's done.

thank you sir. may i have another?

"Some seem to believe we should negotiate with terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along," said Bush, in what White House aides privately acknowledged was a reference to calls by Obama and other Democrats for the U.S. president to sit down for talks with leaders like Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Niiiiiice George. 

Please continue helping us make the election a referendum on you.  You jes' keep wailin' away on Barry Hussein. 

Hit me harder George.

Richest Man in the World

You get em, Hillary!

DW- R.I.P.

Watching Obama With Strangers

The South We Left Has But Changethed.  We Must Have Waffles Forthwith.
Do yourself a favor and read this link:
Throw it Down, Mr Obama.

Passing the Torch...

...to the next generation.  2008 is the year of Hope.  Congratulations, Raul Castro!  Si Se Peude!  Don't let youthful inexperience slow you down dawg.

Is Friday Dammit- Gitya ass on the TRAIN

I remember when Poot, Alvie, and I would pop lock after school, and the afternoon commuters would throw change at us really hard.