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I'm booking these folks now for Supa-Clo's 1st birthday party.

merry christmas double widers

Y'all may remember Henrietta and Myrna from those halcyon days when they toured the county fair circuit singing backup with Clovis, Blackfoot, and Skynyrd. 

Like so many women from Clovis' past, they ended up bathed in whiskey, sperm, and regret.    But at the double wide, we're all about second chances.  So enjoy!

And while we're on the subject of second chances, let's all take a moment to rededicate ourselves to the high level of journalism we once produced.  This damned blog costs me $15 a month.  I can get two sentences and a YouTube video for free (no offense, Elrod). 

Make it your New Year's resolution.  Long live the Double Wide.

what did he just call our cindy? why i oughta....!

well praise the lord and pass the vicodin

Cindy's decided to jump in the game too.  Maybe I don't feel so bad about those awful names John called her after all.

“I would suggest Senator Obama change shoes with me for just one day. I suggest he take a day and go watch our men and women deploying," she also said, to boisterous cheers from the campaign."

I'll bet Barack would look faaaaaaabulous in your Manolos, Cindy.

nothing butt hard hittin' journalism here at the dw

Bailout shmailout, debate shmebate, we've got Sarah Palin swimsuit footage from Miss Alaska 1984!!! 

Almost as good as Dick Cheney in a thong.

bitchslap

The New Yorker nails it.

"Cindy attended Central High, where she was the best-dressed girl in school, according to her senior yearbook. In 1968, she was named Junior Rodeo Queen of Arizona. “I could have been a brain surgeon at twelve and my father would not have been as proud of me,” she told Vogue recently. Her mother, Marguerite, nicknamed Smitty (after her last name, Smith), was “a very refined woman,” according to Sharon Harper. “She was polite and always dressed in such a lovely way. She taught Cindy impeccable manners.” At the University of Southern California—or the “University of Spoiled Children,” as her husband is fond of telling reporters—Cindy pledged the sorority Kappa Alpha Theta, and graduated in 1978, with a master’s in education. Her father gave her a Porsche as a graduation present. She crashed it. He replaced the Porsche with a gold Mercedes.

Many of McCain’s friends noted that after graduation she took a low-paying job as a special-education teacher at Agua Fria High School, near Phoenix, rather than a more lucrative position at her father’s company. McCain, too, frequently refers to his wife’s teaching background. She worked at Agua Fria for just one year."

***update***

Nutty-ass Matt Stoller has more here.

ok just one more sarah palin post...

double wide caption contest

Take it away double widers.

Winner to receive a musical treasure from Poot.

As always, leave your ---er---entry in the comments below.

Judging to take place at 9:11p.m. on Thursday.

it does my heart good to post this

Wilson Sisters Of Heart To McCain Camp: Cease And Desist

The McCain campaign's decision to play the classic rock song "Barracuda" at their convention last night, in honor of Sarah Palin's nickname in high school, has earned them a cease and desist letter from the band Heart, who strongly object to McCain's politics. The McCain campaign has previously gotten in trouble for using songs from Jackson Browne and even Congressman John Hall, a liberal Democrat and former rock musician supporting Barack Obama.

“I think it’s completely unfair to be so misrepresented. I feel completely fucked over.”- Nancy Wilson, Metal Babe we love

happy 63rd birfday clovis

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

• Jesse James
• Raquel Welch
• Freddie Mercury