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January 14, 2009

dude, i'm totally moving to Iran.

This They make you get stoned for committing adultery there.  It's like the law or something.

Iran judiciary confirms men stoned to death for adultery

TEHRAN (AFP) — Iran's judiciary on Tuesday confirmed that two men had been stoned to death for adultery in the northeastern city of Mashhad while a third struggled from the stoning hole and escaped with his life.

"As you saw in reports, there were three stonings carried out in Mashhad. They were convicted of adultery, that is an affair with a married woman," judiciary spokesman Ali Reza Jamshidi told reporters.

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September 05, 2008

happy 63rd birfday clovis

2008_09_03t235237_339x450_us_usa_po Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

  • Jesse James
  • Raquel Welch
  • Freddie Mercury

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July 30, 2008

He Is Risen!

Good to have you back, Honkey.Alviepassion_2 Alviesaviorbobblehead Alvieoffthecross_2

Posted by ElrodtheMagnificent on July 30, 2008 at 12:38 PM in Books, elrod the magnificent, jehovah, religion, unfortunately, not according to clovis | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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July 25, 2008

The Double Wide asks...IS ALVIE DEAD?

Cuz that would really really suck if it turns out to be the case.  Does anyone know?  Anybody? Alvie???

Posted by ElrodtheMagnificent on July 25, 2008 at 11:12 PM in death, eats, elrod the magnificent, haute couture, hillbillies, jehovah, music, san marco, skynyrdesque, will harrell's wheelbarrow | | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

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July 04, 2008

this one's just a little too easy

Helms_6501_2 Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

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June 13, 2008

Alvie Strikes Again

Damn you, Alvie! Tim_russert

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April 08, 2008

DW- R.I.P.

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February 29, 2008

shit, man. my mom said catholic school was good for me.


Mr. McCain, who has been on a steady search for support among conservative and evangelical leaders who have long distrusted him, said he was “very honored'’ by Mr. Hagee’s endorsement. Asked about Mr. Hagee’s extensive writings on Armageddon and about what one questioner said was Mr. Hagee’s belief that the anti-Christ will be the head of the European Union, Mr. McCain responded that “all I can tell you is that I am very proud to have Pastor John Hagee’s support.'’

Congratulations Senator McNuttypants.

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January 17, 2008

Hey, y’all prepare yourself

Posted by ElrodtheMagnificent on January 17, 2008 at 01:55 AM in elrod the magnificent, freddy holmes, jehovah, man-child in the promised land, music, rocksonville, the man | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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January 15, 2008

Our Latest Sponsor: Van's Candy

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Posted by ElrodtheMagnificent on January 15, 2008 at 01:24 PM in crackerpedia, elrod the magnificent, jehovah, the double wide adult companionship strip mall, the man | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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