the double wide salon

let's hear it for 'perverted homosexual filth'

"i yield to the gentleman from north carolina"

this one's just a little too easy

Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

Alvie Kills Mel Ferrer for Breakfast.

without bating an eye. Oh yeah and I think Hillary's done.

clovis, do not try this at home.

DW- R.I.P.

Lead Them Not Into Dilapidation! A Look at the Lovely ORU Campus

  And God Said Unto Him: Go Forth Into the Desert and Gather 20,000 Gallons of Mustard-Colored Paint, Raise Up a Great Temple of Learning, and Then Let It Go All to Hell

Where is all that money going that Oral Roberts Ministries is collecting? Om...upkeep!?! Nah, try another one. Check out this photo spread of Oral Roberts University's custodial deficiencies from LostTulsa.com. It's a great site and it explains why they call Tulsa,"The Jacksonville of the Plains." I've always wondered about that.

I know this post is gonna break Old Elrod's heart, seeing as the stunning ORU architecture is what first inspired him to pick-up a Skill-Saw and a hot-glue gun and shut himself up for days on end in an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town, listening to Pylon (they have new songs and they're touring!) and getting stuff all over his good clothes, but so be it. The truth hurts.

Special Bonus Ruination!!! If you haven't been to Heritage USA lately you're missin' out!!!

Here is my personal favorite ORU building.

The Millligan's Prayer Center

 

From the Sports Desk: Adam "Pac-Man" Jones Can't Change Pattern

Despite his promise to "turn his life around" in response to being suspended from the NFL for one year for a series of brushes with the law, it looks as if Adam "Pac-Man" Jones is powerless to change the pattern of his life.  Apparently, "Pac-Man" was involved in another strip-club shooting over the weekend, a repeat of the very incident which brought on his suspension in the first place.

"It's not Adam's fault if they keep putting the fruit right by the strip-club," said Jones' agent. "Take the other night for instance. The Red Ghost was right behind him, he goes into the tunnel, comes out the other side and Wham!!! there's the strip-club! You can't blame my client for wanting bonus points, you just can't."

fuckin trippy

The Codex Seraphinianus on flickr. [registration required]

Watch it as a 420 slideshow.

Hey, Can You Blame Me? They Match My Couch

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/02/28/picasso.theft.ap/index.html

Pour Your 40 Out

Cuz it's Elrod's 40th!

Yeahhhh Wigga
Its Poot up in this motherfucka'
you know how we get crunk and wild in this motherfucka'
everybody get crunk in Waycross too wigga
so wild da fuck out

[Chorus]
Pour your 40 out. (Guzzle It)
Bitch!!!

Congratchylations Elrod, and try not to mash your saggy ass balls when you sit down to rest after gettin' up to turn off Oprah.

Also celebrating a birthday today:

John Hancock, Rush Limbaugh, Hermann Goering, and Henny Youngman!