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I'm booking these folks now for Supa-Clo's 1st birthday party.

dude, i'm totally moving to Iran.

They make you get stoned for committing adultery there.  It's like the law or something.

Iran judiciary confirms men stoned to death for adultery

TEHRAN (AFP) — Iran's judiciary on Tuesday confirmed that two men had been stoned to death for adultery in the northeastern city of Mashhad while a third struggled from the stoning hole and escaped with his life.

"As you saw in reports, there were three stonings carried out in Mashhad. They were convicted of adultery, that is an affair with a married woman," judiciary spokesman Ali Reza Jamshidi told reporters.

merry christmas double widers

Y'all may remember Henrietta and Myrna from those halcyon days when they toured the county fair circuit singing backup with Clovis, Blackfoot, and Skynyrd. 

Like so many women from Clovis' past, they ended up bathed in whiskey, sperm, and regret.    But at the double wide, we're all about second chances.  So enjoy!

And while we're on the subject of second chances, let's all take a moment to rededicate ourselves to the high level of journalism we once produced.  This damned blog costs me $15 a month.  I can get two sentences and a YouTube video for free (no offense, Elrod). 

Make it your New Year's resolution.  Long live the Double Wide.

what did he just call our cindy? why i oughta....!

mccain health plan to offer free oral proctological examinations

ok just one more sarah palin post...

it does my heart good to post this

Wilson Sisters Of Heart To McCain Camp: Cease And Desist

The McCain campaign's decision to play the classic rock song "Barracuda" at their convention last night, in honor of Sarah Palin's nickname in high school, has earned them a cease and desist letter from the band Heart, who strongly object to McCain's politics. The McCain campaign has previously gotten in trouble for using songs from Jackson Browne and even Congressman John Hall, a liberal Democrat and former rock musician supporting Barack Obama.

“I think it’s completely unfair to be so misrepresented. I feel completely fucked over.”- Nancy Wilson, Metal Babe we love

happy 63rd birfday clovis

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

• Jesse James
• Raquel Welch
• Freddie Mercury

hmmm...

hot love indeed

Well, if anything can make the double wide-ahem- stand tall again, it's Alaska GILF Sarah Palin.

As we all know, readership has been down here at the DW and the editorial content has been rather er, flaccid.

Look at our stats though and they show we know how to get eyeballs to our blog.  Our secret:  hot political boobies.  From Kitty Harris' sensational cans to Cindy McCain and her boffo bustline we know what readers want.

So thanks grampa McPervy for this fabulous gift.