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ladies and gentleman, your republican party.

oh.fuck.yes.

Can I get an amen for Ken Layne?

"All you people with your guns and your confederate flags, how about standing up for whatever nonsense you believe? How about launching a war against the evil liberal cities you so despise.

Get enough meth or oxycontin in your system, load up the soon-to-be repossessed Ford Expedition with your buddies, and show these commies and blacks and elites and terrorist community gang organizers and Mexicans and gays and Muslims and Wall Streeters and harlots and Hollywood scum and Georgetown cocktail-sipping filth what you really think."

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Every day I thank the Lord I'm F-L-A!

Obama Sign In Yard Stirs Up Neighbors

BAREFOOT BAY -- A sign in one man's front yard has stirred up a controversy in his community.

Neighbors of Andy Lacasse said the sign, which reads "Obama Half-Breed Muslin [sic]," breaches the fine line between free speech and inappropriateness.

"I got nothing good to say about Obama," Lacasse told News 13. "If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there."

happy 63rd birfday clovis

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

• Jesse James
• Raquel Welch
• Freddie Mercury

WWJCE?

Rosanne Cash is calling foul on Rich’s announcement during the show that her daddy, the late Johnny Cash, would have been a McCain man.

“It is appalling to me that people still want to invoke my father’s name, five years after his death, to ascribe beliefs, ideals, values and loyalties to him that cannot possibly be determined, and to try to further their own agendas by doing so.”

Hat tip to the Palm Beach Post...

Border Surveillance

Our crack team of mercenaries here at the Wide spotted ol' Alvie lurking in the comments section yesterday.  The questions is, how long till he posts?  It's been a long damn time, Alvie,  we've been waiting- Nay, we've been shoulderin the load these many months while you've been doing lord only knows for lord knows why.  Just make us laff again Alvie, make us laff like you used to, like only you can do.  Me an Poot have sorta stunk up the place and I bet people could use some relief.

The Double Wide asks...IS ALVIE DEAD?

Cuz that would really really suck if it turns out to be the case.  Does anyone know?  Anybody? Alvie???

this one's just a little too easy

Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

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For a SEERious boost to your love life!

thank you sir. may i have another?

"Some seem to believe we should negotiate with terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along," said Bush, in what White House aides privately acknowledged was a reference to calls by Obama and other Democrats for the U.S. president to sit down for talks with leaders like Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Niiiiiice George. 

Please continue helping us make the election a referendum on you.  You jes' keep wailin' away on Barry Hussein. 

Hit me harder George.