Cindy's decided to jump in the game too. Maybe I don't feel so bad about those awful names John called her after all.
“I would suggest Senator Obama change shoes with me for just one day. I suggest he take a day and go watch our men and women deploying," she also said, to boisterous cheers from the campaign."
I'll bet Barack would look faaaaaaabulous in your Manolos, Cindy.
Karl Lagerfeld still at large.
Freedom ain't free, it costs a hefty fuckin fee. God bless Dunkin Donuts for standing firm against the terrorists. We at the Double Wide will DOUBLE OUR CONSUMPTION OF DUNKIN DONUTS for the next month in a show of solidarity. Story Here
A note to any terrorists reading this blog: Our offer to fight you over here so we don't have to fight you wherever it is you live- still stands. So come on over for a Baker's Dozen of Glazed Ass Whoopin with Chocolate Sprinkles. We're Buyin.
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Then you need to read How To Open A Tanning Salon .
You'll learn management techniques such as "How to Kick out Skanks" and the "Clovis Scale of Sunburn Pain- Number One being a mild tingling sensation to Number Ten, So Painful I Can't Talk About It, and Yet You Had To Bring It Up."tm
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