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Original Gangstas in the HOUSE

Doin it Bert and Ernie Style:

The World's Oldest Perfume

For a SEERious boost to your love life!

Momma, why come daddy doesn't sleep here every night?

god damn america's doppelgangers

Bob Barr Has A Jeremiah Wright Problem

Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr, a white christian righteous landowning male, looks exactly like Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's black Muslim America Hating Gay Loving Baby Killing pastor. Why won't Bob Barr denounce his unpatriotic phenotype? [Slate/Trailhead] (ripped from Wonkette)

DW- R.I.P.

Aaaand That Deserves An Encore

Sweet Jesus

Is Friday Dammit- Gitya ass on the TRAIN

I remember when Poot, Alvie, and I would pop lock after school, and the afternoon commuters would throw change at us really hard.

Pickle Surprize

Quote of the Day

"What we can't get rid of we might as well worship."
-Stephanie Pierce, of the 24 hour church of Elvis

www.24hourchurchofelvis.com

Loggy Honored at SOTU

Insists he's "not a hero, but I can still outrun honky-ass Elrod all damned day."

Jacksonville Mayor's Race Coming Down To the Wire

DEVELOPING...

Amid allegations of voter suppression and ballot tampering, the battle for Jacksonville Mayor is heating up.

Former Mayor Jake Godbold ---trying to return to political life--- is running neck and neck with incumbent Mayor McCheese.  It's getting ugly out there so stay tuned.  All Double Wide correspondents have been reassigned to cover this nail biter that's coming down to the wire.