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double wide caption contest

Take it away double widers.

Winner to receive a musical treasure from Poot.

As always, leave your ---er---entry in the comments below.

Judging to take place at 9:11p.m. on Thursday.

The Double Wide asks...IS ALVIE DEAD?

Cuz that would really really suck if it turns out to be the case.  Does anyone know?  Anybody? Alvie???

Call It.

I got a sexy young Jesse and an old chocolate covered Karen Finley.  Show us your cards Poot.

Rare Footage of Me, Elrod, Captured on Film.

I've been into recycling for a long time, and this proves it:

Alvie Strikes Again

Damn you, Alvie!

Alvie Kills Mel Ferrer for Breakfast.

without bating an eye. Oh yeah and I think Hillary's done.

Donut Jihad

Freedom ain't free, it costs a hefty fuckin fee.  God bless Dunkin Donuts for standing firm against the terrorists.  We at the Double Wide will DOUBLE OUR CONSUMPTION OF DUNKIN DONUTS for the next month in a show of solidarity.  Story Here

A note to any terrorists reading this blog:  Our offer to fight you over here so we don't have to fight you wherever it is you live- still stands.  So come on over for a Baker's Dozen of Glazed Ass Whoopin with Chocolate Sprinkles.  We're Buyin.

DW- R.I.P.

if you want a wing, go buy a chicken

COLUMBIA — An NAACP leader on Wednesday blasted a South Carolina restaurant owner for a sign that mentioned Democratic presidential candidate Illinois Sen. Barack Obama on the same line as a dark and white meat chicken dinner special.

"Either it's the most insidious form of racism imaginable or the most gross error," said the Rev. Brendolyn Jenkins, president of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People in Aiken, where the restaurant is.

For his part, the white owner of Bullseye Big Chicken in Aiken defended the sign and said he didn't realize it might be racially charged until customers, including some blacks, started asking for the "Obama special."

squirrel melts...you must try them

"When we were in college we used to take a popcorn popper -- because that was the only thing they would let us have in the dorms -- and fry squirrels in the popcorn popper" -- Mike Huckabee, "Morning Joe"