the double wide salon

sedaris on the undecided voter

 

"To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

hot damn! play us another lick ralph!!!

 Bluegrass legend Ralph Stanley cuts an ad for Barack Obama!

Take a listen here my friends.  It don't get much better.

And while your'e a listenin', drop Barack a sawbuck or two.

Hell.effin.yeah!!!

Ralph Stanley:

Howdy, friends. This is Ralph Stanley, and I think I know a little something about the families around here...

...and after the last eight years - I know we all need a change.

Nobody's looking for a handout, but we could use a leader that’s on our side.

That leader is Barack Obama.

Barack'll cut taxes for everyday folks - not big business -- so you’ll have a little more money in your pocket at the end of the year.

He understands that our kids shouldn't have to leave our communities to find work...that's why Barack will make it easier to send your children to college and help create 5 million new jobs (by investing right here at home.)

I also know Barack is a good man.

A father and devoted husband, he values personal responsibility and family first.

So, please join me, Ralph Stanley, in supporting a true friend of the people who live right here in Southwest Virginia -- Barack Obama (is the change we need.)

Ah Party Unity

Dude you really need to SHUT IT!

Call It.

I got a sexy young Jesse and an old chocolate covered Karen Finley.  Show us your cards Poot.

this one's just a little too easy

Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

barry throws an elbow

Good on Hussein for puttin' his damned dukes up.  I'm surpised that old McCranky is whining like such a little bitch...given his, er, situation.

Now carry your sorry ass here and give the man a few dollars.

Alvie Kills Mel Ferrer for Breakfast.

without bating an eye. Oh yeah and I think Hillary's done.

“It’s been a long campaign, and I will be making no decisions tonight”

game on, you crotchety old bitch

dear harold, s.t.f.u. love, poot