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ladies and gentleman, your republican party.

hot damn! play us another lick ralph!!!

 Bluegrass legend Ralph Stanley cuts an ad for Barack Obama!

Take a listen here my friends.  It don't get much better.

And while your'e a listenin', drop Barack a sawbuck or two.

Hell.effin.yeah!!!

Ralph Stanley:

Howdy, friends. This is Ralph Stanley, and I think I know a little something about the families around here...

...and after the last eight years - I know we all need a change.

Nobody's looking for a handout, but we could use a leader that’s on our side.

That leader is Barack Obama.

Barack'll cut taxes for everyday folks - not big business -- so you’ll have a little more money in your pocket at the end of the year.

He understands that our kids shouldn't have to leave our communities to find work...that's why Barack will make it easier to send your children to college and help create 5 million new jobs (by investing right here at home.)

I also know Barack is a good man.

A father and devoted husband, he values personal responsibility and family first.

So, please join me, Ralph Stanley, in supporting a true friend of the people who live right here in Southwest Virginia -- Barack Obama (is the change we need.)

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Every day I thank the Lord I'm F-L-A!

Obama Sign In Yard Stirs Up Neighbors

BAREFOOT BAY -- A sign in one man's front yard has stirred up a controversy in his community.

Neighbors of Andy Lacasse said the sign, which reads "Obama Half-Breed Muslin [sic]," breaches the fine line between free speech and inappropriateness.

"I got nothing good to say about Obama," Lacasse told News 13. "If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there."

happy 63rd birfday clovis

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

• Jesse James
• Raquel Welch
• Freddie Mercury

May Ye Be in Texarkana an Hour, before the Devil Knows Yer Dead

Death comes for us all they say and today it came for the great Jerry Reed. The last surviving 1/3 of the DW's Holy Trinity: Fred Sanford, Barney Fife, and the Snowman, has gone to his reward. Where does this leave us...we can't know for sure. But, I do know this: somewhere out there Jerry's drinking a cup of coffee and leaning on a long, formica counter trimmed in gold. "When You're Hot, You're Hot" is playing on the jukebox and the waitress has a twinkle in her eye. Jerry's thinking about ordering the pork chops and gravy. But he won't. Everybody on the road knows, when you finally pull into St. Peter's Moto-Plex and Diner, the first thing you got to do is try the pie. Enjoy the pie, Jerry, enjoy the pie.

P.S.  When you get a chance, say hello to Red Sovine and the Teddy Bear from all us here at the Double Wide.

Life's to short to do whatever it is I been doin'...so, in honor of Jerry Reed...I'm back bitches!

I second that erection

Well, Well, Well,

Guns, Down Syndrome, forced pregnancy, Oil Drilling unabated and unabashedly hotter than Ted Stevens, Miss Wasilia 1984 has ascended the high throne winning the Dick Cheney in Drag contest in a "come from behind" secret rendezvous with McHorny.

Yes Clovis is in need of a Brazilian and a plane ticket to the twin cities. I done talked to Recil and Lonnie and they agree with Mr. Johnson Cox from Dickville Georgia, "that woman won't have no problem getting things to stand at attention.

I'll see your Mapplethorpe and raise you a Piss Christ

this one's just a little too easy

Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

A Major GotDamned Cock Slappin Disappointment

According to the Blog Cuss-O-Meter , the DW only has cussin' on 99.6% of our blog posts, an average of only 805% more cussin than your average blog.  While I personally blame that vagina smoker Alvie, that sphinxter expander Clovis, and that Tranny servicer Poot, you may draw your own conclusions as to our abject failure.

Every day I shit stroke my end of the bargain, and still we're .4% short of a load.
The terrorists have won.

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