the double wide salon

what did he just call our cindy? why i oughta....!

happy 63rd birfday clovis

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

• Jesse James
• Raquel Welch
• Freddie Mercury

hot love indeed

Well, if anything can make the double wide-ahem- stand tall again, it's Alaska GILF Sarah Palin.

As we all know, readership has been down here at the DW and the editorial content has been rather er, flaccid.

Look at our stats though and they show we know how to get eyeballs to our blog.  Our secret:  hot political boobies.  From Kitty Harris' sensational cans to Cindy McCain and her boffo bustline we know what readers want.

So thanks grampa McPervy for this fabulous gift.
 

alvie spotted in london nightclub

Missing chanteuse/troubador photographed after taking a fall in a posh London nightclub.  If you have any information about his whereabouts, please contact the double wide salon immediately.

I'll see your Mapplethorpe and raise you a Piss Christ

this one's just a little too easy

Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

Could the President order Elrod buried ALIVE?!

A legitimate question.  And since Alvie won't be goaded into a response I'm gonna half ta goad it alone.

A Major GotDamned Cock Slappin Disappointment

According to the Blog Cuss-O-Meter , the DW only has cussin' on 99.6% of our blog posts, an average of only 805% more cussin than your average blog.  While I personally blame that vagina smoker Alvie, that sphinxter expander Clovis, and that Tranny servicer Poot, you may draw your own conclusions as to our abject failure.

Every day I shit stroke my end of the bargain, and still we're .4% short of a load.
The terrorists have won.

Alvie Strikes Again

Damn you, Alvie!

Momma, why come daddy doesn't sleep here every night?

god damn america's doppelgangers

Bob Barr Has A Jeremiah Wright Problem

Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr, a white christian righteous landowning male, looks exactly like Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's black Muslim America Hating Gay Loving Baby Killing pastor. Why won't Bob Barr denounce his unpatriotic phenotype? [Slate/Trailhead] (ripped from Wonkette)