because it is bitter, because it is my heart

October 22, 2008

what did he just call our cindy? why i oughta....!

Posted by Poot on October 22, 2008 at 02:13 PM in ass whuppin', because it is bitter, because it is my heart, douchebags, guys who say, "that's what she said", hot lesbo action!, joann's butt, ladies, pimps, poot, they's love in it.., those nasty Repubes, unfortunately, not according to clovis, wingnuts | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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September 05, 2008

happy 63rd birfday clovis

2008_09_03t235237_339x450_us_usa_po Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

  • Jesse James
  • Raquel Welch
  • Freddie Mercury

Posted by Poot on September 05, 2008 at 12:00 AM in alvie, ass humping, ass whuppin', aunt fannie, because it is bitter, because it is my heart, crackerpedia, death, douchebags, elrod the magnificent, guys who say, "that's what she said", h.g.lindsay III, hillbillies, horatio thornswoggle, hot lesbo action!, jehovah, kimberRock, ladies, limp wristed, pimps, poot, potent potables, that's cracker!, the double wide adult companionship strip mall, the short bus | | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

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August 30, 2008

hot love indeed

Sarahpalinvogue_2 Well, if anything can make the double wide-ahem- stand tall again, it's Alaska GILF Sarah Palin.

As we all know, readership has been down here at the DW and the editorial content has been rather er, flaccid.

Look at our stats though and they show we know how to get eyeballs to our blog.  Our secret:  hot political boobies.  From Kitty Harris' sensational cans to Cindy McCain and her boffo bustline we know what readers want.

So thanks grampa McPervy for this fabulous gift.
 

Posted by Poot on August 30, 2008 at 07:51 AM in ass humping, because it is bitter, because it is my heart, death, guys who say, "that's what she said", hot lesbo action!, ladies, pimps, poot, the double wide adult companionship strip mall, those nasty Repubes, wingnuts | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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July 29, 2008

alvie spotted in london nightclub

Missing chanteuse/troubador photographed after taking a fall in a posh London nightclub.  If you have any information about his whereabouts, please contact the double wide salon immediately.

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Posted by Poot on July 29, 2008 at 05:25 PM in alvie, because it is bitter, because it is my heart, joann's butt, murray hill, pimps | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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July 04, 2008

I'll see your Mapplethorpe and raise you a Piss Christ

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Posted by ElrodtheMagnificent on July 04, 2008 at 04:16 PM in ass whuppin', because it is bitter, because it is my heart, crackerpedia, culture, current affairs, death, elrod the magnificent, pimps, religion, schadenfraude, sculpture, the fluctuating market, the man, those nasty Repubes, wingnuts | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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this one's just a little too easy

Helms_6501_2 Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

Posted by Poot on July 04, 2008 at 12:28 PM in alvie, ass humping, ass whuppin', aunt fannie, because it is bitter, because it is my heart, clovis, crackerpedia, damned dimmycrats!, death, elrod the magnificent, freddy holmes, guys who say, "that's what she said", h.g.lindsay III, hillbillies, horatio thornswoggle, hot lesbo action!, i hate art, i'll take pittsbugh for $200 wink, jehovah, kimberRock, limp wristed, pimps, poot, religion, rocksonville, schadenfraude, skynyrdesque, that's cracker!, the double wide adult companionship strip mall, the man, those nasty Repubes | | Comments (3) | TrackBack (0)

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June 26, 2008

Could the President order Elrod buried ALIVE?!

A legitimate question.  And since Alvie won't be goaded into a response I'm gonna half ta goad it alone.

Posted by ElrodtheMagnificent on June 26, 2008 at 03:49 PM in ass humping, ass whuppin', because it is bitter, because it is my heart, current affairs, death, elrod the magnificent, it's an east-coast-west-coast thang, schadenfraude, that's so meta, the fluctuating market, those nasty Repubes, wingnuts | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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June 17, 2008

A Major GotDamned Cock Slappin Disappointment

Blog_cuss_high_996According to the Blog Cuss-O-Meter , the DW only has cussin' on 99.6% of our blog posts, an average of only 805% more cussin than your average blog.  While I personally blame that vagina smoker Alvie, that sphinxter expander Clovis, and that Tranny servicer Poot, you may draw your own conclusions as to our abject failure.

Every day I shit stroke my end of the bargain, and still we're .4% short of a load.
The terrorists have won.

Posted by ElrodtheMagnificent on June 17, 2008 at 02:06 AM in ass whuppin', because it is bitter, because it is my heart, crackerpedia, elrod the magnificent, potent potables, schadenfraude, that's so meta, wingnuts | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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June 13, 2008

Alvie Strikes Again

Damn you, Alvie! Tim_russert

Posted by ElrodtheMagnificent on June 13, 2008 at 04:14 PM in ass whuppin', because it is bitter, because it is my heart, current affairs, death, eats, elrod the magnificent, i'll take pittsbugh for $200 wink, jehovah, murray hill, our beloved 4th estate, the fluctuating market | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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May 15, 2008

Momma, why come daddy doesn't sleep here every night?

god damn america's doppelgangers

Bob Barr Has A Jeremiah Wright Problem

Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr, a white christian righteous landowning male, looks exactly like Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's black Muslim America Hating Gay Loving Baby Killing pastor. Why won't Bob Barr denounce his unpatriotic phenotype? [Slate/Trailhead] (ripped from Wonkette)

Posted by ElrodtheMagnificent on May 15, 2008 at 04:58 PM in because it is bitter, because it is my heart, death, elrod the magnificent, emerson arms, freddy holmes, schadenfraude, separated at birth?, that's cracker!, wingnuts | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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