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poot's 10 words and a youtube

I'm booking these folks now for Supa-Clo's 1st birthday party.

mccain health plan to offer free oral proctological examinations

happy 63rd birfday clovis

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

• Jesse James
• Raquel Welch
• Freddie Mercury

And Now, a Little Something for the "Special Needs" Adults in Our Audience

hot love indeed

Well, if anything can make the double wide-ahem- stand tall again, it's Alaska GILF Sarah Palin.

As we all know, readership has been down here at the DW and the editorial content has been rather er, flaccid.

Look at our stats though and they show we know how to get eyeballs to our blog.  Our secret:  hot political boobies.  From Kitty Harris' sensational cans to Cindy McCain and her boffo bustline we know what readers want.

So thanks grampa McPervy for this fabulous gift.
 

ew. creepy.

might be worth giving him a call alvie. i want 5% of the refi though.

3:18pm update
bwaa-haha!!! the McCain campaign appears to have forgotten the rule of holes.  Niiiiice comeback there McCrazy spokesdude: "The reality is they have some investment properties and stuff. It's not as if he lives in ten houses. That's just not the case. The reality is they have four that actually could be considered houses they could use."

um...

"They have now penetrated all of Idaho. They are literally in our backyards" -- Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), on the Senate floor yesterday talking about the need for "wolf population reduction measures" (Roll Call).

nice beard, cholly!

Governor Crist to wed.  Florida grows a beard.

...via the LA Times

The bride-to-be and Crist's flame of the past nine months is Carole Rome, 38, president of her family's century-old costume business. 

let's hear it for 'perverted homosexual filth'

"i yield to the gentleman from north carolina"