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poot's 10 words and a youtube

I'm booking these folks now for Supa-Clo's 1st birthday party.

dude, i'm totally moving to Iran.

They make you get stoned for committing adultery there.  It's like the law or something.

Iran judiciary confirms men stoned to death for adultery

TEHRAN (AFP) — Iran's judiciary on Tuesday confirmed that two men had been stoned to death for adultery in the northeastern city of Mashhad while a third struggled from the stoning hole and escaped with his life.

"As you saw in reports, there were three stonings carried out in Mashhad. They were convicted of adultery, that is an affair with a married woman," judiciary spokesman Ali Reza Jamshidi told reporters.

merry christmas double widers

Y'all may remember Henrietta and Myrna from those halcyon days when they toured the county fair circuit singing backup with Clovis, Blackfoot, and Skynyrd. 

Like so many women from Clovis' past, they ended up bathed in whiskey, sperm, and regret.    But at the double wide, we're all about second chances.  So enjoy!

And while we're on the subject of second chances, let's all take a moment to rededicate ourselves to the high level of journalism we once produced.  This damned blog costs me $15 a month.  I can get two sentences and a YouTube video for free (no offense, Elrod). 

Make it your New Year's resolution.  Long live the Double Wide.

ladies and gentleman, your republican party.

what did he just call our cindy? why i oughta....!

sedaris on the undecided voter

 

"To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

oh.fuck.yes.

Can I get an amen for Ken Layne?

"All you people with your guns and your confederate flags, how about standing up for whatever nonsense you believe? How about launching a war against the evil liberal cities you so despise.

Get enough meth or oxycontin in your system, load up the soon-to-be repossessed Ford Expedition with your buddies, and show these commies and blacks and elites and terrorist community gang organizers and Mexicans and gays and Muslims and Wall Streeters and harlots and Hollywood scum and Georgetown cocktail-sipping filth what you really think."

mccain health plan to offer free oral proctological examinations

well praise the lord and pass the vicodin

Cindy's decided to jump in the game too.  Maybe I don't feel so bad about those awful names John called her after all.

“I would suggest Senator Obama change shoes with me for just one day. I suggest he take a day and go watch our men and women deploying," she also said, to boisterous cheers from the campaign."

I'll bet Barack would look faaaaaaabulous in your Manolos, Cindy.

hot damn! play us another lick ralph!!!

 Bluegrass legend Ralph Stanley cuts an ad for Barack Obama!

Take a listen here my friends.  It don't get much better.

And while your'e a listenin', drop Barack a sawbuck or two.

Hell.effin.yeah!!!

Ralph Stanley:

Howdy, friends. This is Ralph Stanley, and I think I know a little something about the families around here...

...and after the last eight years - I know we all need a change.

Nobody's looking for a handout, but we could use a leader that’s on our side.

That leader is Barack Obama.

Barack'll cut taxes for everyday folks - not big business -- so you’ll have a little more money in your pocket at the end of the year.

He understands that our kids shouldn't have to leave our communities to find work...that's why Barack will make it easier to send your children to college and help create 5 million new jobs (by investing right here at home.)

I also know Barack is a good man.

A father and devoted husband, he values personal responsibility and family first.

So, please join me, Ralph Stanley, in supporting a true friend of the people who live right here in Southwest Virginia -- Barack Obama (is the change we need.)