Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!
* others celebrating a birthday today:
Happy Fourth of July!!!
Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008
Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.
Taking a long overdue break from their arduous literary duties at the Double Wide, Poot, Alvie, Elrod, and the Clovis and a number of players to be named later could be heard a'ahoopin and a'hollerin on the banks of the Choctawhatchee River as they ate up real nice that night thanks to their patented cracker style basketball fishing techniques. Gooood on ya, boys!
Ps. Poot don't forget you owe Hank a new 
ball. 
See!!! See!!! I told y'all Britney gets off using a bears head and ain't nobody believed me. Now here it is in cold, HARD steel. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ent/celebrities/3756234.html
Well, I just had the most wunnerful weekend, y'all. I finally got a chance to visit Poot's new wrestling club this weekend and oh boy was it a HOOT. He and his good friend Marc-whom he started the club with-we're just such lovely hosts at their club and I tell you, just look at how gorgeous Poot looked in his gold lame wrestling leotard thingy!!! I just lovvvve that photo of Poot,y'all, it really shows off his "attributes".
While I was there I just made oodles of new friends and some of those boys really know how to "pile drive", if you know what I mean. Poot was just the most awesomelicious teacher! He showed all his patent moves, like his Backside Piledriver, head to head headlock, and his bun duster. I think my favorite part was when he let me try his patented Double Belly-to-Back Suplex on him! oooooweeeee, girls LET ME TELL YOU! You have not LIVED until you've done a Double Belly-to-Back Suplex on Poot while he's wearing that gold lame leotard thingy!
Check out his site, y'all and consider joining to support our own beloved Pooter's dream!
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