Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!
* others celebrating a birthday today:
- Jesse James
- Raquel Welch
- Freddie Mercury

From all of us here at the double wide and our millions of readers.


See!!! See!!! I told y'all Britney gets off using a bears head and ain't nobody believed me. Now here it is in cold, HARD steel. 
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