Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!
* others celebrating a birthday today:
Our crack team of mercenaries here at the Wide spotted ol' Alvie lurking in the comments section yesterday. The questions is, how long till he posts? It's been a long damn time, Alvie, we've been waiting- Nay, we've been shoulderin the load these many months while you've been doing lord only knows for lord knows why. Just make us laff again Alvie, make us laff like you used to, like only you can do. Me an Poot have sorta stunk up the place and I bet people could use some relief.
Plays to a crowd of 7 at Schmidt's Restaurant und Sausage Haus. Way to take the wind out a Barry's sails!
This does not even count the Dunderbaks contingent. Bonus- Lindsey Graham was in the HAUSE!
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