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September 05, 2008

happy 63rd birfday clovis

2008_09_03t235237_339x450_us_usa_po Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Let's make monkey love next to a dead moose in the back of my f150, ban some books, shotgun marry my daughter to a meth addled redneck, do a little four-way ass-play with John and Cindy...
Happy Birthday to you!

* others celebrating a birthday today:

  • Jesse James
  • Raquel Welch
  • Freddie Mercury

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July 04, 2008

this one's just a little too easy

Helms_6501_2 Happy Fourth of July!!!

 

Jesse Helms, Conservative Force in the Senate, Dies at 86
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: July 5, 2008

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

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April 08, 2008

DW- R.I.P.

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March 03, 2007

happy birfday alvie we luv u

Dsc07010From all of us here at the double wide and our millions of readers.

Happy 13th birthday alvie.

Posted by Poot on March 03, 2007 at 04:09 PM in ass humping, aunt fannie, clovis, death, eats, elrod the magnificent, h.g.lindsay III, hillbillies, horatio thornswoggle, hot lesbo action!, joann's butt, kimberRock, pimps, poot, san marco, schadenfraude, that's cracker!, will harrell's wheelbarrow | | Comments (6) | TrackBack (0)

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September 05, 2006

Happy 50th Birthday Clo-Clo

Ya'll will be gratified to know that also celebrating birthdays today are Raquel Welch, Bob Newhart, and Freddie Mercury.

Posted by Poot on September 05, 2006 at 03:00 PM in alvie, ass humping, aunt fannie, because it is bitter, because it is my heart, culture, death, eats, elrod the magnificent, guys who say, "that's what she said", hillbillies, horatio thornswoggle, hot lesbo action!, joann's butt, kimberRock, ladies, pacific northwest sit-to-pees, pimps, poot, schadenfraude, that's cracker!, the double wide adult companionship strip mall, the short bus, they's love in it.., today's special, unfortunately, not according to clovis, will harrell's wheelbarrow | | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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March 23, 2006

Calling Aunt Fannie Out

I'm calling you out Aunt Fannie! How long can you go without a post. Don't worry, I been called out in this forum... I'm a waitin'... Whatcha got???? I'm waiting..............

Posted by clovismaximus on March 23, 2006 at 06:56 AM in alvie, aunt fannie, clovis, current affairs, elrod the magnificent, horatio thornswoggle, kimberRock, poot | | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

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