The "DW" as it is known to millions of technologically savvy readers has devoted a significant amount of resources to coverage of the Florida Senate campaign of pneumatic Rep. Katherine Harris.
A USA Today story which referenced the fact that Harris wore a "tight peach sweater" to a recent campaign event at the Red Belly Days festival in Fanning Springs, FL demonstrated how the year old news and commentary website has rocketed to the top of the nation's zeitgeist.
Horn-dogs around the world who searched Google for the terms "Katherine Harris", "Peach Sweater" "Red Belly" and "Photos" were directed to the wildly popular site. Traffic coming in from the Google search included visitors from:
- Silver Spring, MD
- Riverview, FL
- Calgary, Alberta
- Kansas City, MO
- Louisville, KY
- Boca Raton, FL
- Austin, TX
"I'm just disappointed that we haven't been able to provide the photos that our millions of readers have been searching for," said Executive Editor and Publisher Poot. "We've put our top
horndog investigative reporter Alvie on the case and we're confident he'll track them down," said Poot. "When it comes to scouring the internet for pictures of middle aged women's boobs, you won't find anyone more dogged than Alvie. It took him eight years to get a blurry snapshot of Deborah Gianoulis in the locker room at Baymeadows, but by god he did it," said Poot, "Stay tuned readers, he's gonna deliver."