the double wide salon

Elrod's Perdictions 2009

1. Hanna Montana White House Slumber Party.

which can only mean-

2.  Billy Ray Cyrus meet n' greet w/ Barack and Michelle Obama.

which of course means-

3. Commemorative China put out by the Franklin Mint.  Elvis and Nixon got nothin on this one.  You heard it here first, and yes, I scooped Alvie.

4.  Electricity becomes the must have accessory of the season.

5. Nailin' Waxman.

6. Moustache rides back in vogue. (ok, never out of vogue for Clo Clo)

7. Mexican Penis Landscape Emporium.

8.  African Vagina Seascape Haberdashery.

9. Humans will once again revert to wearing pickle barrels as an economical means of preserving their modesty.

10.  Americans will become super into making love in public, often to other Americans.  Mark my words.

You heard it here first on the wide.  That's the Double Wide, The Double Wide Salon.  Proud of it.
Salut!  Now take a bath in the glory of righteousness.

Lil' Clo Clo growing away

Lock and Load Gentlemen,

Lil Clo Clo can be heard 

Download Jr Heartbeat

Karl Lagerfeld uses XRay vision to see up Liberty's skirt.

and yet more wisdom from Karl, if you can handle it:(well I know Alvie can handle it, but I'm not sure about the rest of you corndoggers).